The Avalanches. Ski Surfin’. Warner Bros W 1525, 1963(?). (on vinyl, from a thrift store)
So. What we have here is instrumental, winter-themed, surfer rock. Um… yeah. Either you will not give a sh**, or you will have a properly developed sense of kitsch and know it is completely awesome. This is probably the album Quentin Tarantino listens to on Christmas morning.